"Gay. Bi. Straight, Asexual. Long ago, the sexualities lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Heteros attacked. Only the Pansexuals, master of all sexualities, could stop them.”
- cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
- me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.
- me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
- me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS